Archive for the 'Silly' Category



Irony

Published on February 13, 2007

I reckon Alanis Morissette hasn’t got a clue about the meaning of the word “Ironic”.  Which is ironic, seeing as she wrote a song about it.

An old man turned ninety-eight,
won the lottery and died the next day.
It’s a black fly in your Chardonnay,
It’s a death row pardon two minutes too late.
Isn’t it ironic … don’t you […]


A Polite Amount of Time

Published on May 21, 1999

How long should one wait in a new relationship before openly farting?


You know what I hate?

Published on April 3, 1999

This is a biggie - I can’t think of anything I hate more!